In surprising news, I want to die

elvishflower:

just when i thought i’d become a person with regular romantic aspirations comes 40yr-old colin fucking farrell with his irish accent and too handsome looks and his adorable and unabashed charming -and occasionally embarrassing- personality setting the bar way too goddamn high and making me feel like writing ‘mrs. farrell’ surrounded by a multitude of hearts like a damn infatuated kid

pakistaniheaux:

heart: randomly starts beating faster
me: what is it what do you see

(via confirmance)

malungkot:

when i said i was excited about a series of unfortunate events in 2017 i meant the tv show, not these increasingly alarming real life developments

(via jediliving)

weavemama:

I have no sympathy for all of the (ex) trump supporters who are JUST NOW feeling regretful. fuck you, fuck your vote, and fuck your decision to jeopardize millions of lives because you wanted to whine about a bunch of emails

(via illestbeluga)